A. Your Events
B. (My) Personal Events
C. Additional Services

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Your Events:

Would you like me to create a unique invitation page for your party, dinner, birthday, baptism, brunch, corporate retreat, divorce, or other life altering event?



It would be my pleasure!


Contact me and fill out an event page inquiry form.

Check out this blank sample page for reference. I use Tally for my response forms atm but if you have a different service you prefer, that is fine with me.

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You may be asking yourself,

"...what's in it for you, web wizard?"

Well for now, what is 'in it' for me is: good practice while I learn html/css, spreading Snail Web further, and most importantly stealing clients from creepy apps/sites that want to shlurp up and sell your data!

Which brings me to my main point...
You look like a curious cat, maybe I can interest you in...


my "Big Spiel"

I've never worked for Palantir, yes that Palantir.

I guess it is uh, very useful and profitable to map social affiliation patterns, gps/location movement, language + slang (yummy for realistic AI lang. models), political alignment, and so forth.

All while tying in fun stuff like your phone number, live location, and probably whatever other aggregated metadata shows up in association with any of the things listed.

Truly no shade to anyone using Partiful, etc. ; I moreso disapprove of "it" wanting to use you! Now that I'm learning how to do this website stuff, it is easier for me to make alternatives. No data scraping, not monetized, totally respectful of your digital privacy here ;-}



But "babes," what about the $20 million dollar sale to Andreessen Horowitz? A VC firm run by human boiled eggs, Marc Andreessen


and Ben Horowitz

(whose father David was the director of Discover the Networks, a website that "tracks individuals and groups on the political left"

... enjoy it Babes!

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My Personal Events:

For my bros, in the following URL,
replace 00000 with my cat's name in ALL CAPS

https://magicsnail.club/00000_Events.html

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Additional services:

PARTY CHARACTERS:
* GORILLA
* Wizard
* Dracula
* Evil Creature*
* Grandmother
* Plague Doctor
* Clown (nice)

ADD ON PUPPETS:
* white mouse
* harbor seal pup
* porcupine

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